Too much pussy

If you prefer to think of me as an assexual object, then I wouldn’t recommend reading any further. The same goes if you think that animals can be adversely impacted upon by what they see.

One of the common misconceptions regarding trying to have a baby is that at least you get lots of sex. So one would think. If you’re doing fertility treatment however, that is not necessarily the case. It is very prescribed. They tell you which days to shag and which days to abstain. Although it hasn’t happened to me, apaprently there are months where they tell you not to go within shouting distance to avoid the risk of multiple births.

It is an unusual conversation to have with a stranger. Him telling you to go home and have sex. They call it intercourse. Gross. That makes me think of parents having sex.

As a result of all this prescribed bonking, things are not always, how shall I say, good to go. Sometimes you just aren’t that into it. All that pressure can get to a man! But too bloody bad. If it’s sex night, it’s sex night. On occasion that can mean that some sort of motivational tool is required. Last night that came in the form of Gina’s Dirty Adventures. Well, let me tell you, dirty is used fairly euphemistically in this particular case.

Anyway, due to the fact that we don’t have a TV in our room, we retired to the lounge. Unfortunately that is where the cats sleep. It felt a bit wrong with them in the room, but I figured if we ignored them, they’d ignore us. Not the case.

After several minutes, as we were just getting warmed up,  Julio decided to come over and see what was going on. He must have made some kind of silent cat signal, because it didn’t take long for Chico to follow. I pretended they weren’t there for a couple of minutes, but when they started sniffing it was just too much for me.

Shaun picked them up and locked them in the spare room. We got back into the swing of things and all was going well until the howling started. It’s pretty hard to concentrate when you’re trying to get it on and you can hear your fur-kids howling and hurling themselves against the door.

It wasn’t long before there was a howling contest going on.  I’m not sure who won – Gina or the cats.

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5 thoughts on “Too much pussy

  1. Welcome to the clinical world of conception. 🙂 Even if you’re not on the fertility programs it can be very off putting to know you “have” to do it tonight. While it doesn’t quite kill the mood it certainly dampens it.

    While I am sure it is no consolation virtually everyone I know went through this to some degree or another. The two couples we know who went through the fertility program had it worse of course and resorted to everything from blue movies to a nurses uniform to keep things going. The uniform was the more successful of the aids we were told. Once that was introduced Andrea was pregnant within three months.

  2. oh darling I love it
    thank you for making me laugh – i needed it today – i’m just sorry it was at your expense
    Massive hugs – here’s hoping Gina has done the trick xx

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