5 things you don’t know about me

Um, yeah right. I can’t really even think of one thing you don’t know about me. I’ve been writing the god honest truth every day for well over a year now. There aren’t many secrets left…

This is a kind of blog virus that’s going around the net at the moment and I’ve just been tagged by my very good friend The Random Idiot. As he aptly puts it, it’s kinda like one of those chain letters. If you don’t do it, chances are you’ll get attacked by a pack of evil rats on the way home from work, or you’ll accidentally slip and drown in the toilet when you get up in the middle of the night. Neither of those sound very appealing, so I’ll give this a whirl.

1. I am scared of sea animals. Not fish, but gross squishy things. Like sea cucumbers. Even their name is gross. Maybe because I hate cucumbers as well. Actually, I hate all squishy things. Like slugs.

2. I have an architecture degree.

3. I have always really wanted to be a chef but wouldn’t want to work the hours.

4. I know that this is not actually something that you don’t know about me, but it is so incredibly important that I’m going to throw it in anyway. All dogs stink.

5. When I was at university I went out with a guy for a few months. I was never that into him but was a bit gutless about breaking up with him. I finally did and he took it very, very badly. 2 days later he died of a heart attack. I kid you not. It was a pretty awful thing.

So there you have it. Now there really is nothing you don’t know. Well, I kinda have a bondage fetish. That can be instead of the dog thing. But they still stink.

To show them how much I love them, I’m passing this burden on to my friends Tom, Matthew (by way of his father) and Joy . Please don’t stop loving me as a result.